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Season 1 Episode 5

In this Halloween follow-up, we crack open the recently-concluded “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife. This was brought to the Internet’s attention when a supposed housewife wanted to have her children enjoy the Harry Potter books without any of that nasty old, Satany magic or witchcraft. Being the conservative Christian that she is, she re-wrote  Harry Potter  into a 14-chapter suckfest with way too many made-up adverbs and some of the worst characterization ever seen in an otherwise coherent fanfic. Enjoy it, enjoyingly! We chug down up to chapter 8 this time, and next week we’ll gulp down the final swig.