‘Cause I’m F–king That Dog Peen

Season 1 Episode 3

The tragedy that began in last week’s episode continues in part 2 of the  Final Fantasy VIII  fanfic “Gamerz Fantasy VIII” by The Playing Mantis. It’s the stuff of your wildest, most secret dreams: Stevo makes a Queen homage with lyrics about horrible dog penises, we discuss the John Madden Football Nativity Scene, and Selphie gets it on with everyone’s favorite dog from hell, Cerberus. What’ll that peppy SeeD recruit shack up with next?