Jazz Hands Scrotum

Season 1 Episode 1: Jazz Hands Scrotum

On the inaugural episode of  Friday Night Fanfiction, the brave Nighthorse team tackled not one, not two, but three stories in one night! First up they indulge in a new classic from ComicsNix: “Cloud and Tifa Search for a New Heart”. In which the  Final Fantasy VII  couple realized that they could use the Phoenix materia to bring Aeris back from the dead so some afterlife babies can skeleton-fist Tifa.

Second up: “One Different Step” by Sabbs – a  Kim Possible  fanfic where Shego and Kim put on muscle rings and suffer the insult of having self-sustaining orgasms while oil wrestling. Somehow, Shego gets her entire arm in Kim’s vagoonie.

And finally, “Rocket and Ghazan: A Passion That Transcends The Limits Of The” by Eogrus. This one is a crossover between  The Legend of Korra  and  Guardians of the Galaxy, in which a depressed Rocket gets some sensual manloving with earthbending anarchist Ghazan after traveling through dimensions… or something.